Mr. Waffle is a great fact checker on the internet. He’s probably one of the only people who uses it properly.
One night Daniel and I were at home alone together and we watched a film. “Who’s that?” I said pointing to a vaguely familiar actor. Daniel didn’t know. “What else has he been in, can you look it up?” I asked him, missing Mr. Waffle’s instant response time.
From his perch lying on the sofa, Daniel said “I’m not your Wikipedia lapdog.”
