Mr. Waffle: You know the way you’re really pleased I’m home?
Me: Mmm.
Mr. Waffle: I’ve decided to use up some of my credit. I’ve bought another electric blanket. This time it has dual controls.
It is an improvement but my feet were not as warm as they would be with a hot water bottle. Also, I forgot to turn it off and woke up boiling in the middle of the night. Stay tuned for future exciting developments.