Here is a vignette from our domestic idyll this morning.
Mr. Waffle reading the paper: This poor horse had to be put down and we are informed that it has “passed on”. This is getting ridiculous. “Everyone at Godolphin sympathises” apparently.
Me (surprised): Like “Godolphin Horne, Who was Cursed with the Sin of Pride and Became a Boot Black“
Mr. Waffle: I imagine like the Godolphin one of the three original Arabian stallions from which all thoroughbred horses are descended but, who knows, perhaps like the boot black.
Updated to add: Mr Waffle messaged me, “Have read your blog. We sound nauseating.” Oh dear.
Henry says
How could he only now be reading your blog? Or is it just your latest adventures that nauseate him?
belgianwaffle says
Just the latest, I think.