Daniel: The cat caught a mouse in the kitchen.
Me: What did you do?
Him: Moved to the opposite side of the table so that I could eat my cereal in peace.
I understand that if you have mice, you do not have rats. If this is untrue, please do not disabuse me of this belief.
Did that once when cat caught a frog. It screamed so loud and cat was so hyped up it wasn’t safe to intervene.
I turned up the volume on the tv so I could hear my programme.
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A frog? What an enterprising but terrifying animal.