An acquaintance is going to South Africa for a fortnight at Easter. “Why didn’t you take longer?” I asked. “That’s a trip of a lifetime.” “12th trip of a lifetime,” he said laconically. It turns out that his wife is South African. He did say that they were going on safari for the first time and that he was getting quite excited about this. His 14 year old daughter looked at the website and said, “That does look good and everything Dad, but are you sure that the chalet has wifi?”
