Previous correspondence with my sister.
Me: How’s Spain?
Her: Fine, I imagine but I don’t know as I am in Germany.
In my defence, she has a very heavy travel schedule. She recently returned from India.
Me: How was it?
Her: Oh, fine. Horrible hotel room.
Me: Why?
Her: In India, the way they make a non-smoking room is to take out the ashtrays.
And then the next week, she was in Abbeyfeale. It’s just non-stop.