Mr. Waffle and I are married 13 years today. Which is ages. Go us.
Here is some dialogue to explain why Mr. Waffle is perfect.
Daniel: If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
Mr. Waffle: Maybe flying, that would be cool.
Daniel: If you couldn’t fly, what would you pick?
Mr. Waffle: Controlling the weather.
Daniel: Why?
Mr. Waffle: Then I could always get my laundry dry.
Seriously, what’s not to love?
