Me: Guess what Daddy and I went to see in the cinema last night?
Daniel and Michael: What?
Me [Don’t mock – even the teenage ticket vendor sneered at us]: Thor, God of Thunder
Them [in unison]: And hater of hair cuts.
Me [Trying to figure out some parts of the plot]: Who were Thor’s enemies that he defeated?
Michael: The Jacobites.
Um. I went to see that with the lads on Monday. Thought it was v good fun. On a serious critical note, though (!) didn’t you notice the complete lack of chemistry between Thor and his mortal love? Okay, okay – I’ll get my coat ….
ps the Ice Giants. Oh, the shame …..
Oh – and a topical limerick for your delectation:
The God of War rode out one day
Upon his handsome filly.
“I’m Thor!” he cried.
His horse replied
“You forgot your thaddle thilly …”
Ice giants? Weren’t people talking about re-frost – v. confusing. It was good though. Thought chemistry was reasonably good.
V. good re limerick. Your own?