Mr. Waffle: How was the afternoon?
Me: Michael fell down the stairs on his head.
Him: Oh dear.
Me: Daniel slipped off the toilet and banged his head on the toilet bowl.
Him: Oh dear.
Me: I turned my back on Michael while he was flushing the toilet and when I looked back, he had his head in the bowl and his mouth open lapping up the spray.
Him: That toilet has had a busy afternoon.
Fiona says
You must use a particularly tasty brand of toilet freshener… Hooray for more news!
belgianwaffle says
Thank you for caring.
pog says
On the bright side, Michael must have a hell of an immune system by now!