From Saturday’s Irish Times:
“Hello World! I’m Jamie Duke Callaghan and I arrived on May 1, 2007. My sister Molly Mae and Mum and Dad…are thrilled. Momo, John, Momo, Donal and loads of other people have been really good to me and I am looking forward to a great life. Bring it on…”
In the unusual names segment of competition:
“…A treasured sister to Fulton, Sofia, Mia and Sabastine…”
Did anyone else read those last names as ‘futon and sofa’? What was the baby called, Armchair?
Jesus wept. You knows it.