Me (while writing letter): What are you up to?
Mr. Waffle (typing on computer): Hmm, what’s that?
Me (patiently): What are you doing on the computer?
Him (vaguely): Computer, what?
Me: Are you booking something, buying something?
Him (stopping typing and waving hands in front of face): I’m afraid Y chromosone has caused a general protection fault causing this programme to terminate. Would you like to send an error report to the creator?
Well, honestly waffle – you surely weren’t expecting him to listen and type at the same time?
So, have you sent an error report to the creator? What was the answer you got?
I have it on good authority that the Creator’s answer was: “What? Oh, sorry, I was typing.”