Part I
Me: Did you have to change Daniel while the Princess and I were on the boat yesterday?
Him: Yes.
Me: What did you do?
Him: I took him to the gents in that cafe we were in.
Me: There was a changing thingamajiggy in the gents?
Him: No, I sat on the toilet and changed him on my knee.
Me: What did you do with Michael?
Him: I left him in the cafe in the care of strangers.
Part II
Me: Those boys have a lot of khaki trousers.
Him: Yes, it’s hereditary.