Him: Have you decided what you are going to wear for N’s wedding?
Me: Yeah, it’s a bit mother of the bride but it’s ok.
Him: Well I am going to be father of the bride, so that suits.
It has been decided that Mr. Waffle will say a few words at his sister’s wedding though this is turning out to be less onerous than originally expected (correspondence below):
From: Mr. Waffle
To: MeLooks like I’ll have to jettison the last 18 minutes of my speech…
———- Forwarded message ———-
From: The Bride to be
To: Mr. WaffleHi
How are you? Looking forward to seeing you on Sat week! Hope the speech is not too taxing … we’d ideally like them to come in at under 2 mins or so, but don’t let me cramp your style! I’m sure it will be great.
Talk soon
Flowergirl is very excited indeed.
So just enough time to say hello and thank everyone for coming then?!
That was how it panned out, largely.