Daniel was filling in a children’s worksheet at mass. It asked him to circle the disciples’ names from the following list: Simon, William, Dylan, James, Matthew and Brandon. He played a blinder. It then asked him to list any other disciples he knew. He wrote diligently. I looked over the list: Judas, John, Thomas, Percy. Really, Percy? To what can we owe this?
Thomas the Tank Engine, I think? He has a friend named Percy.
Oh, Blythe, that is rather brilliant of you!
Percy’s the one who betrays Jesus. But he comes good at the end before Voldemort dies.
I thougtt Thomas the Tank Engine too
No, no, I’m feeling HP now alright…
Brenda, I find this reply deeply appealing and strangely convincing but he’s only read book 1.