It is lovely to be back. The children are all bigger and more beautiful than I remembered. Yes, I know, they probably haven’t grown that much since Tuesday. My saintly husband has taken the boys out for a walk and her imperial highness is napping. What should I do with myself? I suppose there is always laundry. I think the glamour is what I love most about my lifestyle.
That was almost, almost enough glamour to convince me to have children. Maybe.
glad you’re back safe and sound, but DID YOU WATCH THE NARNIA PORN?
Where does, ‘Home again, home again, jiggety jig’ come from? I say it as well, because my mother used to say it to me – I’m assuming she didn’t say it to you too.
It comes from an old nursery rhyme – but was reprised quite creepily in Blade Runner, as I recall …
Mmm, Bobble, fabulous. Lilo, Pog, my mother used to say it to me too, I am unaware of the creepy version and now I am unnerved.